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Wednesday, May 19, 2010
Sunday, May 09, 2010
Trail Trackers Classic
For awhile we've been slowing down our weekly hikes to discover new waterfalls...but the good news is...
Aurelius is back to be the organiser of our trips...he being the unquestioned best organizer of the group...complete with his demands."Linus.where is my report on last week trip?"he growled.
Our trip today is to Lawing Falls.
It has all the hallmark of a classic trail tacker's trip...
First the narrow village road where all our drivers hold their breath as they trash their 'not so 4 wheel drive' through the thick undergrowth.
Then there's the human trashing through mosquito and leech infested jungle.
There's spotting nature at its best.
There's getting lost...
There's the friendly orang asli laughing at us for getting lost...
There's needless camwhoring...
and there's the thrill in flying!!!
also we have introduced something new, we pick rubbish left over by other idiots...our tribute to nature we love so much...
Lets all do our part in conservation....
U can join trail trackers but all trips are at your own risk...and no whining about long treks =or leeches.Add in comment...'i want in' with your email, details on who you are and why we should let you join us I'll contact you.
Monday, May 03, 2010
die sum die!
Sum: Goodnite...I need to go...borther has school tommorow.....
Linus: Okie...Goodnite...
Sum and brother exit door. I proceed to the kitchen to prepare food for my dog...ten minutes later I come out to feed dog....sum is still outside my gate.
Linus: Anything wrong? (thinking something is wrong with his car)
Sum: Oh...nothing....just killing some snails....
Linus: You killed my snails!!!!???!!! FU((&YIMUI&IMI&I$UBRGFHJNUIN$EU%!!!!???!!!!
Sum: they are your snails?
Linus: Yeah...I feed them...
Sum:Okie...
Sum proceed to pick something up from the middle of the road...
Linus: what are you doing?
Sum: Some of them are not yet dead...
Linus: Then???
Sum: I put them in the middle of the road hoping to watch when cars run over
them....
Linus stands baffled for a while....
Linus: ...u know how you said you get bullied sum??? It could be karma...
Sum: what you feed them?
Linus: Vegetable scraps from my kitchen!!!!
Linus: my poor snails....
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- Linus Linnaeus
- Living Life to the full...I hope to live by the principle that success doesn't mean making a tonne of money though I am blessed that i do make a decent sum...but success equates to appreciateing all the God given wonder this world has to offer before my time is up...