Sum: Goodnite...I need to go...borther has school tommorow.....
Linus: Okie...Goodnite...
Sum and brother exit door. I proceed to the kitchen to prepare food for my dog...ten minutes later I come out to feed dog....sum is still outside my gate.
Linus: Anything wrong? (thinking something is wrong with his car)
Sum: Oh...nothing....just killing some snails....
Linus: You killed my snails!!!!???!!! FU((&YIMUI&IMI&I$UBRGFHJNUIN$EU%!!!!???!!!!
Sum: they are your snails?
Linus: Yeah...I feed them...
Sum:Okie...
Sum proceed to pick something up from the middle of the road...
Linus: what are you doing?
Sum: Some of them are not yet dead...
Linus: Then???
Sum: I put them in the middle of the road hoping to watch when cars run over
them....
Linus stands baffled for a while....
Linus: ...u know how you said you get bullied sum??? It could be karma...
Sum: what you feed them?
Linus: Vegetable scraps from my kitchen!!!!
Linus: my poor snails....
3 comments:
Hahaaaa! That's what happen when you have extraordinary pets!
If not for Linus, you are all dead meat. Stop whining and be glad that most of you are still in one complete piece... >:D
OMG Sum :(
How could he be so cruel :(
Poor snail
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