
So yeah, I popped footstool in my car, and a praise and worship CD into the player and went driving aimlessly singing..."I adore you...you're everything to me...you're all I long for, all I ever need and Lord I'm hungry for you...my savior, forever...i adore you..." Yes...it was a 'jiwang' moment I admittedly say but beautifully 'jiwang'.
Singing...while patting my dog at intervals at traffic lights healed me well and I was driving home already at about 2 am when there was a police roadblock...this being footstool's first roadblock, he actually looked quite confused as to who are these people stopping us on our journey and impolitely shining bright lights into the car right into our eyes and speaking in a tone of voice just slightly short of rude. I on the other hand was in mischievous mode thinking what I was going to say...I was planning on saying..."aku ada minta their guna tali pinggang tetapi their tidak mahu" and pointing at footstool.
The police at this point look bemused there was a dog and knocked at my window...gesturing for me to put it down.I said through the glass that my window has malfunctioned and doesn't open.
He knocked it again and said "turun kereta..."
I knocked back and said..."boleh bang tetapi you berdiri belakang sikit...dia(pointing at the most docile dog in the world) kadang kala boleh menjadi ganas dan gigit."
Police face change in tone from that regular 'pissed off I am a policeman with power over you haha look' to one apprehensive about what he just asked me to do...
He gestured for me to drive on saying jalan-jalan...
Footstool just looked confused....
anyway...the Lord's been great and lets just say since the incident...there were some inkling of colours in my life already and I smile thinking about it now..."I adore you...you're everything to me..."
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Ah... I doubt I could get through the roadblock with Lily... ;) She'll probably be hiding somewhere down the seat... in abject terror! :)
Teehee.. So chomel la the way you describe footstool.. =p
I love doggies.. =( I wan one too...
Grab one...many dogs in RSPCA needs a home....
this was funny, linus :)
That's the power of footstool's brain... He mind controlled the mindless police officer
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