Monday, May 03, 2010

die sum die!


Sum: Goodnite...I need to go...borther has school tommorow.....

Linus: Okie...Goodnite...

Sum and brother exit door. I proceed to the kitchen to prepare food for my dog...ten minutes later I come out to feed dog....sum is still outside my gate.

Linus: Anything wrong? (thinking something is wrong with his car)

Sum: Oh...nothing....just killing some snails....

Linus: You killed my snails!!!!???!!! FU((&YIMUI&IMI&I$UBRGFHJNUIN$EU%!!!!???!!!!

Sum: they are your snails?

Linus: Yeah...I feed them...

Sum:Okie...

Sum proceed to pick something up from the middle of the road...

Linus: what are you doing?

Sum: Some of them are not yet dead...

Linus: Then???

Sum: I put them in the middle of the road hoping to watch when cars run over
them....

Linus stands baffled for a while....

Linus: ...u know how you said you get bullied sum??? It could be karma...

Sum: what you feed them?

Linus: Vegetable scraps from my kitchen!!!!

Linus: my poor snails....

3 comments:

Cmate said...

Hahaaaa! That's what happen when you have extraordinary pets!

Ashed_Dreams said...

If not for Linus, you are all dead meat. Stop whining and be glad that most of you are still in one complete piece... >:D

RyoKenzaki said...

OMG Sum :(
How could he be so cruel :(
Poor snail

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